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Goddess of Thunder: Is It Time for a Lady Thor Movie?

Jane Foster is Thor

The first reviews of Thor: Ragnarok hit the net hours ago, and they are phenomenal. With an impressive score of 98%, the folks at Rotten Tomatoes cannot help but suggest the MCU has reached its peak. Such positivity has many fans reaching back to an interesting statement Marvel President, Kevin Feige made during an interview with Movies.com on Wednesday. When asked about the possibility of a Lady Thor movie Feige replied:

“We always look back to the comics to get those ideas … sometimes very specific storylines like “Civil War,” sometimes just nuggets or characters like “Planet Hulk.”  So anything that’s happened in the comics, even a female Thor, become great potentials and the ideas from which future movies can be born.”

While no one is arguing that the MCU needs to improve on female representation in its films, is a Lady Thor film the way to go?

My answer, in short, is no. At least, not yet.

With Thor: Ragnarok just days away from theatres, the buzz surrounding the character is understandable—especially when coupled with the arrival of Cate Blanchett as Hella, and Karl Urban as Skurge.  Early reviews for Ragnarok aside, public reception for Thor’s solo films has remained consistently tepid when compared to other Marvel mainstays. Theories for this lag span the nine worlds. However,  dragging plots, and inconsistent character development remain common complaints.  (Darcy played a better leading lady than Jane in The Dark World, just saying.)

Some go so far as to blame Thor himself. They claim that Odinson’s tendency to be aloof and distant doomed the character long before Hemsworth donned the helmet. All of this seems to support the notion that Mjǫllnir may fair better with a which begs the question; who is the goddess of thunder?

The answer has been ours to discover since 2014. In Vol. 4 issue one of Thor, we learn that she is none other than Dr. Blake’s on again off again girlfriend, Jane Foster. The problems with translating this onto the big screen should become apparent immediately.  

Problem one: Natalie Portman. The actress has stated, rather emphatically, that she finished with Marvel studios for the foreseeable future. Assuming a Lady Thor movie got the green light, it is unlikely that she would be willing to reprise the role. Moreover, you should not need the eye of a skilled critic to see that she lacked interest in her character. While I respect Mrs. Portman and her work, she would not do the character justice; which brings me to my second point.

Problem two: Jane Foster is a relative unknown outside of the comics. I get it. Solo movies are intended to introduce a character to a broader audience. In this case, Jane Foster’s movie persona would require a total rewrite, or as is more likely the case with the MCU, her adventures as Thor would go to another woman. Offhand, the most logical choice for this mer

Tessa Thompson is Valkyrie in Thor: Ragnarok.

ging would be Valkyrie who just so happens to be making her MCU debut in Ragnarok. (Coincidence? Maybe not).

 

Captain Marvel

Solution: While I am in no place to tell Kevin Feige how to run his company, I can urge Patience among the fans. Remember, Captain Marvel is slated and confirmed for 2019.

Black Widow

In the meantime, Mr. Feige, I can think of another Marvel woman who deserves her own film. (See above)

-Bethany Killian

Haven Review: Volgarr the Viking

volgarr_screen_04First up is our disclaimer. We received this game for review purposes only, and as such all opinions in this review are our own. No money has been exchanged for this review.

Do you find modern games too easy, with their abundant checkpoints and simple streamlined level design? Do you remember those nail biting platform games that chewed up your coins like a blender, where death was only one good hit away and the levels had an abundance of pitfalls and spikes? Topped off with huge bosses? Then look no further.volgarr_screen_01

Volgarr the Viking is very simple to control and requires a lot of memorization and some luck, since it’s a retro style platform game that’s inspired by old arcade games. The hero can throw spears, cut things with his sword, roll and double jump. Every now and then you’ll find treasure chests with power-ups, which provide the player with a shield that blocks projectiles and can take one hit. Naturally, there is an achievement for getting through a world without taking any hits. A true challenge for hardheaded and thick skinned players, whom like to die a lot, yet feel they achieved progress with each mistake.

The goal of Volgarr is very simple.VolgarrTeaser_1.wmv Navigate the fiendishly-designed level and fend off anything in your way, while collecting riches. To prevent the game from being too frustrating there are checkpoints every now and then. After all, a platform game is all about reflexes, timing and memorization. The levels will press the players to the max.

Big bad bosses.

The in-game sound feels bit muffled and downplayed. This is a good thing, since it takes a long time before it gets on the nerves. While the music is fitting, it is a forgettable affair. The overall style is a cross between Golden Axe and a Conan movie. In this regard, they truly captured the feel of an old-school game. The is some music as well, however I found it quite forgettable, its just there.

The environments are nicely drawn and set up in a style which makes all the important elements stand out. It also captures that retro feel.

Is it enjoyable? Hell yeah. Is it hard and frustrating? Indeed. But then again, this is why I enjoy such games. It’s all about improving your gaming skills and learning from mistakes. Volgarr the viking throws no punches and will leave you oddly satisfied yet horribly brutalized at the same time. And that is quite the achievement.

volgarr

Their homepage

http://www.volgarrtheviking.com/

A like to the steam store fromt.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/247240

-Njål Sand-

 

 

Nerd Editorial: A Call to Cosplay!

Hey everyone remember that May first globally is free comic book day.
But there are those less fortunate then ourselves stuck in beds at hospitals who cannot join us and get free comics.
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When I first moved to Norway I wanted to show people that we can make a difference
by being who we are which generally is geeks, nerds, and Otaku’s but anyone can make a difference anywhere. I recommend contacting your local comic book store and speaking with the owner.

Get a group together and go help make a difference in the world. You don’t need Robert Downey Jr, dressing up as Iron man when your friends and yourself can make a entire suit out of cardboard and cheer a kid up. You don’t need Chris Pratt to be Starlord when your sewing skills can suffice.
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Get your friends together get your cosplays on and go visit your local childrens hospital share the joy and the excitement you feel every day being who you are. An use it to brighten up a sick persons day. Everyone can make a difference if you believe you can and it only takes one person to make a difference.

(Photos are not our own.)

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